There were 3 people on a canoe: an American man, A chinese man, and a Japaneese man.
Suddenly the boat started sinking.
The chinese man said,"We have too many of these in our country," he threw chopsticks overboard.The boat kept on sinking.
The Japaneese man said,"We have too many of these in our country," he threw sandals oveerboard. The boat kept on sinking.
The american man said,"We have too many of these in our country," he threw the Japanese and Chinese men overeboard.