Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were
invited to have dinner with God.

During dinner He told them:
"I invited you here because I need three
important people to send my message out to all
people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"

After dinner,

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet
and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1. God really exists, and
2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the
Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have Good news and Bad News:
1. The good news is: God really does exist.
2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements:
1. I am one of three most important people on earth.
2. The Year 2000 problem is solved."