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From: [email protected]
            Subject: You cannot go to the bathroom with your beer
            Date: Tue, 13 Sep 1994

            
            
            A man goes into a bar and orders a beer. No sooner does the beer
            arrive than he feels an overpowering urge to go to the bathroom. But
            he doesn+t want to leave his beer on the bar, because he is afraid
            someone might drink it. And he doesn+t want to take it into the
            bathroom either, because that would be gross.
            After a moment+s reflection, he hits upon a brilliant idea. He takes
            a cocktail napkin and writes, "I spit in this beer." Satisfied that
            his beer is safe, he strolls off to the bathroom. When he comes back
            he sees that someone has scrawled after his note, "So did I".